The Films of Joel Schumacher

just to say goodbye to a pal

The year is over, and my time with my good pal Joel is over too

This is the end, folks, and Ben Mendelsohn is here.

I spend too much time on the UES to care about these UES kids!!

A horror movie about an immortal vampire-zombie-mummy-necromancer Nazi played by Michael Fassbender? Yes please!

oops I think this one is bad!

you know who’s good? Cate Blanchett

Technically an action-comedy, but mostly a non-movie that doesn’t exist

Schumacher goes towards war…

“Life’s a bitch so I became one.”

A dark investigative thriller! Themes about how and why we watch movies! A very cute Joaquin Phoenix!

Batman & Robin is good— You all are just mean.

“Yes I think they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!!” 

“You really are quite bright, despite what people say…”

Susan Sarandon: a bright shining star

Sure was hot today, wasn’t it?

"I just wanted her to see me with hair."